Catholicism turns ugly and takes on an entirely different perspective once you realize that all those gothic cathedrals built in the Middle Ages had secret hidden passageways and fully-stocked torture chambers. – Baron von Knifty

People go to the church to play Bingo and then pray for the winning numbers. That seems rather blasphemous to me. – Baron von Knifty

Einstein said god does not play dice with the universe. But what if god did play dice, then he lost the universe in a craps game and Christians are all now actually praying to the Genovese crime family of New Jersey. – Baron von Knifty

This film, Horton Hears a Who, is a clever description of the evolution of the Christian faith. The popular concept of God has become so inscrutably vague and all-encompassing that persistence can now conquer logic, liberal secularists is now considered narrow-minded, and fanaticism now claims freedom as its big stick. – Taylor Sutton