If god gave his people free will, then why does he punish those whose will is sience – Jake Garner

A friend of mine (who is Christian) recently told me that the difference between a world with God and a world without is hope and healing. Which I find extremely childish. Saying you need God for hope and healing is the same thing as saying you need a parent to hold your hand and give you a band-aid when you’re hurt. – Brady Begin

The Bible? Ya, it’s great for rolling joints. – Stoner

The scariest sound is the pealing of church bells. They gather together the close-minded. – Baron von Knifty