When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips
Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions – Blaise Pascal
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. – Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours – Stephen Roberts